Mobile dog grooming, in your driveway

The full groom.
Minus the haircut they don't need.

The Hurricane Bath, a deep deshed, nails done, dried to the skin, all in your driveway. Everything your dog needs, calmly handled, without the trip.

Not a spa. Not a salon.

A structured mobile dog grooming system built for calm dogs and consistent results. Full dog grooming for dogs that do not need haircuts, in your own driveway, with a system Paul designed to do it superbly. Every decision exists to produce clean dogs and predictable results.

The Hurricane Bath

A controlled storm, built by Paul himself. The storm: real water power driven through a thick coat to the skin, heat, hurricane-force air. The control: the lever never leaves our hand, and faces, eyes, and nervous dogs get a soft trickle. Full power and full calm at the same time.

The whole job, one price

The Hurricane Bath is the centerpiece, not the whole show. Deshedding, nail care, foot pad hair, a full high velocity dry in the climate controlled trailer. Everything your dog needs except a haircut they do not need. No add ons, because nothing is held back to upsell.

Built around the dog

One household at a time in a climate controlled trailer. No cages, no assembly line, no crowded lobby. Dogs live as a pack, so when your dogs are calm together, they stay together; if one needs space while the other is worked on, we adjust. Less stress, steadier dogs.

We come to you

The trailer parks in your driveway. The work happens. Your dog walks back inside clean, dry, and done. You stay home. Your day stays yours.

Two kinds of dogs. You'll know yours instantly.

If your dog never gets a haircut, you are in the right place. There are two kinds, and a mixed breed just picks by its coat.

The easy kind

Pit bulls, Boxers, Labs

Smooth, short single coats. They wash fast, dry fast, and walk out gleaming. The quickest visit and the lowest price.

The full-coat kind

Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds, Australian Shepherds

Thick double coats that shed for a living. More time, more work, a deeper deshed, and priced for it. The transformation is worth photographing.

And we are upfront about who we are not built for. Dogs that need haircuts, doodles and poodle crosses, Siberian Huskies, Great Pyrenees, and Great Danes need more time than a mobile route can give one stop. We would rather tell you here, kindly, than at your door. A full-service dog grooming salon is the right home for those coats.

You know it needs to get done.

Bathing the dog is one of those tasks that keeps getting pushed to next week. Here is how the cycle usually plays out.

  1. 1 You notice the shedding piling up on the rug and the couch.
  2. 2 You think about giving the bath yourself. The hose is cold, the dog hates it, the mess is enormous.
  3. 3 You think about loading the dog up and driving somewhere. The wait. The pickup. Half a day gone.
  4. 4 So you put it off. The shedding gets worse. So does the smell.
  5. 5 The cycle repeats. You think about it again next week.

Break the loop.

Dog Gone Clean takes the bath off your plate. We show up at your home on a schedule you set, run the Hurricane Bath, and roll on. You stop thinking about it. You stop putting it off. It just gets done.

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Set it. Forget it. Stay ahead of the shed.

Most clients pick recurring every four weeks. Heavy shedders go every two. Same price either way. Book once and the rest runs on a standing schedule.

Recurring, your way

We can't change your dog's natural shedding cycle. But on a steady routine, we intercept a massive amount of that dead undercoat in our trailer before it ever has a chance to land on your rugs, your furniture, or your clothes.

Your dog's care runs on the same rhythm every cycle. No reminding yourself. No rebooking. No hassle.

You can also book a single visit first and move to recurring when you are ready.

  1. 1 Book your first visit
  2. 2 Try the Hurricane Bath
  3. 3 We come back on a schedule you keep
  4. 4 Cancel in two taps, anytime

Cancel in two taps. No phone calls, no scripts, no guilt.

Two taps in your portal and it is done. We stop charging. We stop coming.

No number to call. No hold music. No call center reading a retention script while your card keeps getting charged. The stop button is yours, it is two taps away, and it works.

That is why starting is easy: you are never more than two taps from out. We keep you by being worth keeping.

Friendly dogs only

A mobile dog grooming visit runs on the trust between the dog and the Hurricane Bath Operator.

A dog that shows aggression toward people is not eligible for this service.

Normal wiggling is fine. Aggression is not.

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